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Constantine Review
posted February 10 2005, 5:10 am by fiziko

Category: Movies Anonymous Coward writes, Thanks To A Friend Of Mine, I Got To Go See An Advanced Preview Of Constantine. I Thought I'd Share My Thoughts With You Guys. Note that this review is anonymous, so it is a bit hard to confirm that it actually was a person at a screening. (The Alexius-like capitalizations are only in that first portion.) The full review is below.

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Title: Constantine

Cast, Crew, and Other Info:

Director: Francis Lawrence
Writers:Jamie Delano, and Garth Ennis

Features:
Keanu Reeves .... John Constantine
Rachel Weisz .... Angela Dodson/Isabel Dodson
Shia LaBeouf .... Chas Chandler
Djimon Hounsou .... Midnite
Max Baker .... Beeman
Pruitt Taylor Vince .... Father Hennessy
Gavin McGregor Rossdale .... Balthazar (as Gavin Rossdale)
Tilda Swinton .... Gabriel
Peter Stormare .... Lucifer

Premise:

Based on the DC/Vertigo comic book Hellblazer and written by Kevin Brodbin, Mark Bomback and Frank Capello, Constantine tells the story of irreverent supernatural detective John Constantine (Keanu Reeves), who has literally been to hell and back. When Constantine teams up with sceptical policewoman Angela Dodson (Rachel Weisz) to solve the mysterious suicide of her twin sister (also played by Weisz), their investigation takes them through the world of demons and angels that exists just beneath the landscape of contemporary Los Angeles. Caught in a catastrophic series of otherworldly events, the two become inextricably involved and seek to find their own peace at whatever cost.

High Point:

Constantine's threat to Balthazar, or his farewell to Lucifer.

Low Point:

Either the portrayal of Lucifer, which was good, just not what I expected, or the 'soldiers of hell', who looked like Gollum after a shotgun blast.

The Scores:

Originality: 2/6 I haven't read the comics, but even so, this wasn't much that was new. Heaven and Hell, with all the assorted characters from the Christian Mythos, are fighting right in front of us, end of the world hangs in the balance. Dogma and End of Days were both mentioned when we discussed what the movie reminded us of.

Effects: 4/6 Nothing new in terms of special effects, but what they had looked good. They had a few bullet-time type shots, which looked good. My biggest complaint on this front would be my low point.

Story: 4/6 The story was good, and was told well, not revealing too much too soon, nor delaying any of the answers needlessly. I'm still not sure I understood how everything fit in, but I'd want to see it again to make sure it wasn't just me missing details.

Acting: 3/6. Keanu was Keanu. Everyone else came off a little bored or disinterested.

Production: 5/6. Everything came together very well, with dark scenes being dark, and everything explaining what we needed to know.

Emotional Response: 3/6 I laughed where appropriate, and felt awe and/or dread, but in general, I didn't really like any characters, or care if they ended up surviving or not.

Overall: 5/6. I enjoyed this movie, and I plan on going to see it again.

In total, Constantine receives 26/42.



 Comments

Comparison to comic?
posted by Damien on February 10 2005, 8:06 am
Anyone care to comment on how it compares to the comic?

Damien

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Angel's back!
posted by vanyel on February 10 2005, 1:04 pm
supernatural detective John Constantine (Keanu Reeves), who has literally been to hell and back

OK, it doesn't sound as well done, but... ;-)

I'm looking forward to seeing Shia Lebouf, he was really good in Holes, and Keanu's standard character doesn't bother me as much as it seems to bother a lot of people. Especially the fact that he *has* a standard character: so does Sean Connery, and everyone loves him...


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Keanu ain't good enough
posted by babasyzygy on February 10 2005, 1:35 pm
OK, just knowing that "Keanu was Keanu" is enough to make me lose hope.

It would help if someone who knew the comic book character, especially back to his creation by Alan Moore for the Swamp Thing run up to the Crisis on Infinite Earths, reviewed it. Not a criticism, just a regret.

You see, the magic of Hellblazer (Constantine's comic book) is that Constantine has done it all (almost) and seen it all (almost). He's a ruthless bastard who is largely indifferent to the smaller ways in which the people around him are going to hell (sometimes literally) while he staves off the bigger evils. If you think Buffy's Angel in his darker (but still not evil) moments, you're on the right track. His own demons don't quite consume him, though they'll often take him out for a ride, and unless it has something to do with his own agenda he'll usually prefer to stay uninvolved. He's ruthless enough to use trickery to damn somebody else to Hell for his own sins, but still human enough to be sidetracked by pity. He'll choose the lesser of two evils without blinking, because it's largely the story of his life.

He comes off as a complex character, somebody without any showy powers but a definite air of menace from both his knowledge and his willingness to use it to further his own agenda. It would take somebody with some serious acting talent to pull it off correctly, and Keanu being Keanu just isn't going to cut it. I had hoped that somehow he'd find a passion for the character that would inspire him to greater talent, but it sounds like not.

What a shame. I keep hoping that someone will do a good job on the big screen on at least one of Alan Moore's hero book creations (I'm excluding From Hell because I didn't see it and allow that Johnny Depp could have done a good job).

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Re: Keanu ain't good enough
posted by dgswensen on February 10 2005, 7:57 pm
From Hell is about as good a Moore adaptation as you can hope for. Not up to the stunning quality of the book, of course, but doesn't deliberately take a giant dump all over it like League of Extraordinary Gentlemen did.

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Ooops.
posted by Alexius on February 10 2005, 6:03 pm
Yeah, That Was Me. I Didn't Realize I Wasn't Logged In Until After I Posted It, Then I Figured My Caps Would Give Me Away.

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Re: Ooops.
posted by Alexius on February 10 2005, 6:08 pm
Yeah, That Was Me. I Didn't Realize I Wasn't Logged In Until After I Posted It, Then I Figured My Caps Would Give Me Away.
...And, Yeah, I Actually Was At The Screening.

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